Confirmed: Smarter People Drink Alcohol. That just goes to prove that my sister and I, both of whom have long been assumed to have dominating intellects, are far more intelligent than our stooped (pronounced "stupid") parents. And for my BFF Guiseppe Fratelli, well, this is further proof that your parents are retards compared to you. Just kidding, I love B-Rock Fratelli and Limey Val Fratelli.
Related: Deep Fried Beer. Your mind just got blown.
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back! Could you imagine if the institutions of higher education in this country offered that? The point is well taken, but that guy's not going to get his money back. It's foolish to think that a college degree can guarantee you a job, and it sounds like he feels he's entitled to a job post graduation. On the other hand, Boston College Law did lead him to believe his prospects were better than they are by using manipulated and misleading statistics.
The Earth is facing most serious extinction rate since the dinosaurs. This is alarming, unless all the extinctions are bugs, in which case, faster please. And make sure to grab DNA samples of a bunch of the vulnerable life forms so we can resurrect them when we have the technology.
Confirmed? Pakistan's ISI Involved in LeT Mumbai Terror Attack.
Hmmm... China Halts Export of Rare Earth Minerals to U.S.
Here's the 11th episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, with guest Bruce Willis.
My favorite line: "Did you know that some actors turn down roles." That's one of but many gems from Zach G.
H/T to Guiseppe Fratelli, BFF extraordinaire for pointing me towards The Rent is Too Damn High Party. Carl Paladino is such an embarrassment that I thought I'd end up having to vote for the terrible Andrew Cuomo for Governor of New York. Thanks to my buddy, I now know that I have an alternative in the The Rent is Too Damn High Party. Here's the campaign ad:
The comment that wins the thread: He is the love child of Mr. T and Col. Sanders."
And finally, hat tip to Mom Dukes for making me aware of a new, deadly strain of Gonorrhea. Remember, readers, safety first. Safety first and then teamwork.
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