Single-Party Chinese Leadership Hoisted by Their Own Petard. Thanks for the inspiration, guys.
Wachowski Brothers Siblings new movie: Gay U.S. Marine and his Iraqi Boyfriend Try To Kill President Bush in the Future, or something. For those who don't why I crossed out the word brothers, it's because the artist formerly known as Larry Wachowski is now the artist known as Lana Wachowski. He's what the Hawaiian's call a "mahu." Although the mahus here in Hawaii are a lot better looking than Lana Wachowski, and more convincing too (if not for the height, Adam's apple, and of course, balls).
American and Canadian Muslims Speak Out for Free Speech. This is good... although kinda telling that this is even needs mentioning.
RACISTS! Britain has a huge problem with racist 3 year olds, you know. This is stupid.
Nudists vs. Swingers - Whoever wins, we... win. It'd be better if they weren't French, who wants to see naked women with hairy pits? Not this blogger.
NYT Writes about my main man, Chris Christie. Christie is actually somewhat of a moderate, but he's a hard-line fiscal conservative who is very honest about where we are as a nation, and more specifically, where New Jersey is at as a state in terms of it's fiscal house. Listen to the way he talks in this video, and tell me if any other politician speaks with this degree of seriousness and candor. Tough, unpopular, but necessary decisions need to be made, and this is a guy with the cojones to make them. Respect.
Aww... Jon Stewart "saddened" by Obama.
Healing: Joaquin Phoenix Apologies to Letterman.
Irritating harpy Katy Perry appeared on Sesame Street showing as much cleavage of her chest as she could muster up. Parents complained, and the episode will not air, but I have the clip on youtube. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Katy Perry might just be more annoying than Elmo. H/T Allahpundit, who notes that his favorite joke about the affair was when somebody tweeted, "This episode brought to you by the letters T and A." I wish I had thought of that. Also at the Allah link is a clip of Sesame Street's "True Blood" spoof, but I didn't really get it as I don't watch that show. I'm waiting for HBO's mini-series adaptation of "A Song of Ice and Fire." 2011 can't come fast enough!
Nicaraguan Diplomat Murdered Hours Before Obama UN Speech. "Our friend gave a speech at the UN... I told you a long time ago, you fucking little monkey, not to fuck me!" I think I know what happened here... somebody learned from Scarface's mistake. In honor of that classic scene from Scarface (which I think is tacky, overacted and overrated) I have this hilarious and well edited video mash-up of Tony Montana talking to somebody who appears to be a Johnny Depp's character in Secret Window look-a-like. Tony Montana tries to renegotiate his mobile contract.
Subtle Nuances: The NYJ are terrible, sexist animals for eye-gang bangin' that hot Mexican reporter, but Versus TV is edgy when they ask NFL receivers: Would you rather see Palin in the White House or in Playboy? Their answer surprises me, because personally, I'm going with Playboy. Actually, Christine O'Donnell would be even better in playboy, maybe the October edition in full Witch get-up (until she strips it all down, of course). Too bad she's all into abstinence, or I'd try to hit that. Am I being sexist or edgy?
Edgy? Buffalo Wing Joint Controversy Over Hot Sauce Named "Black on Black Crime." Well, it was created by a black guy, so I think this qualifies as edgy, but I'm not sure. I don't know about you, but I'd rather eat Black on Black Crime wings than Big Fine Woman 2000 wings. Black on Black Crime sounds more dangerous, and implies spiciness, while big fine woman invokes imagery that would make men lose their appetites. It's a sad day when our hot sauce has to be politically correct, considering some hot sauce companies have political incorrectness as their schtick. I know I've been concocting "Jewish Guilt" and "Bang For Your Buck" hot sauces that'll be cheap, kosher, and clear your sinuses (must be strong to clean out a Jewish nose).
He's Back: D-Petes in Campaign Ad for Georgia Guv'nah.
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