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Footage of evil Jooooooos torturing poor Gazan's found here. The horror! The horror! On a serious note, I know they get a lot of shit that sucks, and I'm not trying to downplay it, but c'mon, humanitarian crisis? If you truly care about people, start crying for the people of the Congo.

NAACP passes resolution condemning Tea Party for racism. Video of Tea Party racism found here. Oh? That's a Latino supremacist separatist group telling Whitey to go back to Europe, is it? I'm sorry, I meant this video of Tea Party racism found HERE... What do you mean that's video of an NAACP conference where the speaker on stage is openly admitting her racism and discriminatory acts against a white guy? There has to be SOME sort of video evidence of the widely recorded event the CBC claims took place at a Tea Party rally, where racial epithets were hurled at them and protesters spit on them as they passed, right? Well Andrew Breitbart offered an $100,000 donation to the United Negro College Fund if somebody could produce proof that this event ever happened and nobody has come forth with any evidence. Just so we've all got it straight, you can go out and call anybody racist with no proof, but when you challenge the claims, you need proof that it NEVER happened... interesting. Follow the link, Andrew holds up his claims using facts and video evidence from the event in question, or you could just take the CBC's word and label an entire group racist based on zero evidence. It's like Duke Lacrosse; you're guilty until proven innocent when you're up against these schmucks who'll use race to divide any issue. They told me if Obama was elected President, we'd have a post-racial America... oh well. Read the Breitbart article, it's enlightening for those who haven't been paying attention.

Instapundit notes that CBS was on the NAACP story, and quotes a commenter as saying: "The difference between the tea party and the naacp is if you are looking for racists at the tea party you look at the fringe and if you are looking for racists at the naacp you look to the stage." As Glenn says, "Ouch."

Thank God for Britain, a truly post-racial democracy just across the pond. They're so post-racial that a black couple can give birth to a white child! That guy certainly has some solid trust in his wife, because I'd be ordering up paternity tests if I were him. Sounds like a sweet guy, if not naive and I'm sure he'll be a good father to that little cracker. Raise her well, cause when she grows up you can use her to get you out of tickets and use her to talk to the cops!

STAAAAAMOSSSSSSS!!!! The best hair of the 90's gets the Letterman treatment, but wins the case and remains a g-d among men. If only I weren't in the military, I could grow a beastly mullet like Uncle Jesse... It's hard to deal with my short hair when at every crossroads, I ask myself, What Would Uncle Jesse Do?

Go Navy, suck it Air Force (Sorry elder bro, you know I love you even though you're an air-warrior)! The first bit is an animation, but the second half of this 30 second clip shows actual footage of the Navy humping a drone in the face. Who said the AF gets all the cool toys? So what if they get queen sized massage beds in the barracks, we've got frikkin lazers.

Chinese sexy homeless man to get his own bio-pic. I find the story to be a little bit unremarkable; if you're going to be a rags-to-riches epic, you should either be that Will Smith movie where he pursues happiness or Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd in that switcheroo movie. This guy just looks like a hipster who abandoned his family, who in turn sadly died while he was gone. I guess Hollywood has really run out of ideas (and roman numerals to add to the Land Before Time franchise). I guess kids got tired of Peetwees lisp and that retarded stegasaurus, Spike.

Now, on the advice of several other bloggers, I'm going to post a picture of a very attractive, half-naked woman in a shameless bid to increase my traffic. Let's see what a google search of "very attractive half-naked woman" yields...

Booyah! 'Mrrkin flag and everything, that is pure 'Mrrrka my friends. Take that, you freedom hating archaeologists. If you don't like that picture, you're a holocaust denier!

Comments

[Tim]

why doesn't anyone post comments on this blog?? shit is the bombbb diggity. i'm gonna one up you on youre "scantily clad american flag rockin shorty". i present to you one of our clients playboy playmate karissa shannon:

http://www.celebrityodor.com/galleries2/2010/7/karissa_shannon_flag_bikini_on_the_beach/karissa_shannon_flag_bikini_on_the_beach_007.jpg

[HP]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1

Excuse me sir, did you drop this gauntlet?

[The Viking]

@Tim I like her... she has a great big pair of personality.

@HP Well played, sir... well played. I guess I owe my brother an apology (not that he's going to get one).

[MaxedOutMama]

The best part about the Gaza mall is this item from the list of mall features:
8 – Deposit: The center has a dedicated place to put the secretariats of clients and arms

That's just soooo cool.

[new balance]

The office of the scholar is to cheer, to raise, and to guide men by showing them facts amidst appearances.Do you understand?

[The Viking]

Haha, I'm not sure I understand :(. Please, enlighten me.