Assuming George Bush and the Joos didn't orchestrate the man-made disaster of 9/11/01, one normally believes that terrizts flew planes into the WTC to attack America because they hate us. New evidence has emerged today that these supposed terrizts were really just passionate archaelogists, determined to unearth the secret 18th century ship buried beneath ground zero or die trying (they died trying). Thankfully, a full 9 years later, 'Mrrrkin archaelogists finally realized what those brave martyrs were trying to show us. In light of this new development, I hope that President Obama will evacuate all troops from Afghanistan, as a war there is unnecessary seeing as they didn't really attack us with malicious intent.
The NYT (the source for the article on the ship mentioned above) sure does seem to have a love for totalitarianism. First, they've got Tom Friedman repeatedly lauding China for their effective and decisive leadership system, and now they've expressed their envy of the Chinese approach to the internet. Ok, maybe the latter statement is a little dishonest, but Ed's post does raise legitimate concerns. Like Ed, I have all sorts of issues with the way Google operates its business, but the NYT's gripe with google seems to be a little baseless, and could be seen as an excuse to support government regulation of the internet. The real point Ed makes is simple, and can be seen right here:
"If people don’t like the search results from Google, they can use Bing, Yahoo, Altavista, Jeeves, or any number of other competitors... What’s so difficult about choice that escapes the Times’ editors?"
Yeah NYT, why do you hate freedom? NYT, you sound like a bunch of freedom hating terrizts archaeologists?
Finally: Billy the Kid possibly to receive pardon over a century overdue.
FINALLY: 86 days later, is the oil spill finally capped?
Tragedy: Largest boobs in the world guilty of attempted suicide. Apparently she's fluent in English and Chinese, she sounds like my soul mate. Sheyla Hershey, could she possibly be a jew? She's almost too good to be true, but seriously, Sheyla... if your breasts need to be reduced, even to save your life, I will never consider you. You'll have to find yourself another guy, sorry, I'm only interested in the biggest.
Color is only skin deep, we all look the same on the inside... except for this apple. It looks delicious, and it's healthier for you too. Let me know when they get to Hawaii.
Is this the Hope or is it the Change? Europe Warns Obama: This Relationship is Not Working. So much for repairing our standing in the international community. We've pissed off Canada, England, Honduras, Israel, Taiwan, India, Eastern European Countries that nobody cares about because they only eat soup and the list goes on. Well if pissing off our allies scores some points with our enemies and makes them more friendly, that's good right? NoKo attacks SoKo, Russia eats Poland (I may have made that up), Brazil and Turkey heart Iran, Iran speeds up on nuclear development, Turkey takes a doo-doo on Israel, Mel Gibson burns down house (but not before blowjob). So much for smart power.
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