A bit of a slow news day for me, but I did read an article about the best mom evah. But seriously, selling the baby was more responsible than putting it in the dumpster, right? I also enjoy how committed she was to video games, that despite her gambling debt, she was willing to use some of that baby-sale money to buy a playstation. As a gamer, I can relate to that, and don't tell my parents, but back when my little brother was still young and cute, and not a terrizt teenager, I tried to trade him for a superscope on SNES. Yeah, I already had the console, but the toy gun was totally worth the trade. Vash, you're cool and all, but at the time, you were like a little baby and were sorta useless, so forgive me for my evil thoughts. I digress, where was I? Worst mom, check.
Best basketball player evah? Amar'e Stoudemire. He just found out about his jewish roots (I know, really?) and these are some of his last few tweets on twitter:
“Boker Tov !! People. Have a great day. I'm done with a weight lift, next stop Basketball Court. All ways working. Shalom.”
When asked, "What's up with the hebrew, are you jewish?" his response was, "Yes Indeed!!"
"I'm
the new Reggie White. (RIP) I'm going 2 Israel 2 study Hebrew. It's
time 2 get a better understanding on who we R. Follow me !! Shalom" He then mentioned that he has family that lives there.
"Just finished playing a game of Chess. That's a great game to play." I agree Amar'e.
"On the flight to Israel. This is going to be a great trip. The holy land. Learn about it. This ze ha'halom sheli. Shalom."
"Jerusalem is a beautiful city, I'm at a cafe eating a late lunch. I'm learning Hebrew by the min. Keep up !! Shalom."
I don't even watch basketball (because the knicks suck and didn't get Lebron), but I'd actually heard of Stoudemire which is impressive for somebody as ignant as I. Actually, I'll be honest and say that when I first was directed to his twitter, I thought it was Damon Stoudemire's (the basketball playing Stoudemire I actually know; I used to like the Trail Blazers when I was in middle school). But still, this guy is the man, purely because he's of the same religion as me. JEW POWER! Tribal affiliation trumps all, suckas!
Overreaction much? Woman threatened at knife-point after the knife-weilder touches her butt. It's not what you think, honestly. Laquita Mattox's friend toucher has ass, causing her to clench, and thus break the bed she was sitting on with her what I assume to be ginormous ass.
I once posted a video of Steven Colbert embarrassing WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange (yes, that's his real last name), and I figured Assange's credibility was pretty much shot after everybody exposed him as an ideologue commited to damaging America's image and standing, even if he had to manipulate facts and footage to do it. I had hoped not to give him the time of day, but this scumbag apparently has endangered the lives of a ton of Afghans who trusted us to keep them safe in return for working with us. This guy went from dishonest hack to worst kind of scum pretty quick. I know he's off hiding in Sweden, but if Obama can order unmanned drone assassinations of U.S. Citizens (see Anwar Al-Awlaki, U.S. Citizen) without trial, he certainly could pop a cap in this fools douchey blonde head. His hair is only marginally less terrible than Guy Fieri's, but at least Guy seems to realize how bad his hair is and genuinely seems to hate himself. This guy looks like a gay Draco Malfoy... Gayco Malfoy.
Kobayashi lost this hot-dog eating competition when he had to run to the ATM half-way thru and drain his bank account. 69 Dollar Hot Dog at Serendipity 3. My family used to go there yearly to celebrate the end of the school year, and I think it got gayer each year (literally gay, not like, derogatory "quit being so gay" gay). The frozen hot chocolate was always pretty good, but that's about all I remember from that place besides the gayness and how the interior looks. Makes sense that they'd have a 69 dollar weiner, if you get my middle school level drift ;).
Speaking of gay, Masshole rep Barney Frank (D-Mass) perpetuates age-old jewish stereotype's by arguing over a dollar senior citizen discount. Glenn puts it best: "If only he were as cheap with our money as he is with his own."
“Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank caused a scene when he demanded a $1 senior discount on his ferry fare to Fire Island’s popular gay haunt, The Pines, last Friday. Frank was turned down by ticket clerks at the dock in Sayville because he didn’t have the required Suffolk County Senior Citizens ID. A witness reports, ‘Frank made such a drama over the senior rate that I contemplated offering him the dollar to cool down the situation.’”
They call this news? Muslims and Nazis don't like Jewish People. Keep up the groundbreaking reporting Der Spiegel.
Just because you're a teacher does not mean you're good, nor does it mean you necessarily care about children. Whistleblowing teacher fired for exposing teacher thefts of student food. What a god awful story, only one person here did the right thing and she got punished. That's usually how it goes though, ain't it? Stealing federally provided lunches from poor students, it doesn't get much worse than that. Actually, now that I've started my brain working, if I really wanted to go to hell, after stealing the lunch I'd sell it back to the kids (at a cheap price of course, they ARE strapped for cash you know) and make a little bonus. You always hear how underpaid teachers are, right?
Just because you're a cop does not mean you're good, nor does it mean you necessarily care about stopping murderers and saving lives. Unfortunately, I kind of understand the cops a little tiny bit here... Yes, what they did was jacked up, but that's the sort of lesson that gets instilled in large bureaucracies, where covering ones own ass is the most important thing. Ideally, I would hope that covering your ass would involve not letting innocent people get murdered on your watch, but who am I to have ideals anyway? As always, Glenn puts it best: "Breaking down doors for drug raids is bad. Breaking down doors to prevent murder is good. Guess which one the cops hold back on..." Remember, a few months ago I posted video of the cops breaking into a house on a "drug bust," arresting the father and killing the pet dog in front of the family (including a little kid). I think they found a little pot in that house, but that was all. Dave Chappelle was wiser than he knew (first minute has the most relevant part, but the whole clip is hilarious).
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Legalize pot and cocaine...then you can regulate it, generate tax revenue (LOTS of tax revenue, because nobody will complain about taxing the hell out of it), stop most of the idiocy of the "war on drugs", and - most importantly - INSTANTLY end 99% of the battles with drug cartels on the border and in South America, as good ol' fashioned American entrepreneurship gives us better, cheaper, patriotic pot!
Posted by: HP | 07/29/2010 at 09:46 AM
Amen, sir, Amen.
Posted by: The Viking | 07/29/2010 at 04:44 PM