The Taliban Has the HIV!

"@Sn00ki u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama's tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!"

-Senator John McCain (on his Verified Account Twitter)

A little while ago, I reported on President Kickass' consideration of talks with the Taliban. I wonder, is it the same Taliban that just hanged a 7 year old boy for spying for the U.S.? I think the bigger issue here is not how brutal the Taliban is, as that has been known for many years, but rather how incompetent our government must be if they're hiring 7 year olds to engage in espionage. They can't even drive cars, how can you expect them to be able to infiltrate terrorist organizations? Some claim that the Taliban has started placing HIV and Hep infected needles into bombs to try infect bomb squad experts. Can we officially say that the Taliban has the HIV and Hepatitis? I think so! Must be a buncha needle-sharing homos!

Somebody quick, get grandma! The death panels are coming! But in all seriousness, that's probably not the best platform you want to run on in Florida of all states.

Socialist paradise less socially just than evil greedy capitalist icon? How could a society centered on improving ones own standing be more socially just than a society devoted to making sure everybody is secure? Are they reading Thomas Sowell or something over there? Mr. Sowell claims:

"Those who have helped the poor the most have not been those who have gone around loudly expressing “compassion” for the poor, but those who found ways to make industry more productive and distribution more efficient, so that the poor of today can afford things that the affluent of yesterday could only dream about."

Mr. Sowell, are you really attempting to claim that actions speak louder than words? Good intentions are more valuable than good deeds that are committed out of personal greed, right? I'll take the moral high road, because I really care!

Surprise: ACORN admits fraud to FBI. I'm shocked, really!

Racist Southern Republicans sure seem to be voting for a lot of those colored folk. With Marco Rubio, Nikki Haley, Bobby Jindal, Les Phillip, you've got to wonder how committed to racism these racists are. They're certainly failing at keeping up appearances. I was also under the impression that the Republicans were sexist, but they keep being led by women. How are these unenlightened bigots so accepting of powerful women and minorities? It boggles the mind... Two notable female republicans running for office, Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman, are bringing in a race riddled with scandal; they both held the controversial position of CEO at large, successful corporations (Hewlett Packard and eBay respectively). Ok, seriously, what kind of ass backwards world do we live in where female CEOs running for office are referred to as anti-feminist (they don't believe the right ideas, i.e., liberal ideology). And more incredulously, I must ask, why is it controversial to have been a CEO of a successful enterprise? MOST incredulously, I ask, who the hell names their daughter "Carleton"? There's only one Carlton I'll ever know and love.

On the topic of empowered women, this hot MILF has totally neutered her douchey looking husband. He stands there looking like a retard while she recounts that it was like "I was sitting on your lap on a picnic table bench... his genitals were exposed perhaps by the zipper." If fucking a hot married mom is wrong, then I don't want to be right. As a show of support for this poor woman, I am now volunteering myself to any relevant MILFs for conducting civil disobedience in the recreation of this so called crime. Apply in the comments, thank you.

Progress: From 2 packs a day to ONLY 15 cigarettes a day... That a boy!

Damn that kid looks cool... he probably had to cut down for economic reasons. Sustaining a 2 pack a day habit for the rest of his life, probably going to take a chunk out of his college education funds...