No time for a full post tonight, so I'll just do a quick roundup of some worthwhile links.
I believe it was a once relevant Woody Allen who said, "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." Me too Woody, and it looks like we got some good news.
What could go wrong? China's controversial 3 Gorges Dam has lots of cracks in it... but don't worry, it'll only affect 300,000 people because they already forcefully relocated 1.4 million of the local residents. Hooray Communism!
The gulf oil spill is... George Bush's fault! Duh, isn't everything?
Worst person evah!? Joran Van Der Sloot strikes again... 35 year maximum sentence just doesn't seem fair.
What not to do with your Top Secret Clearance: Sell classified info out to Wikileaks. I remember when Wikileaks founder showed up on the Colbert Report and got just completely torn up, it almost makes you feel bad for the guy... almost.
Uh oh... I'm a pretty skinny guy. Well if correlation implies causation, at least I've got tax breaks to look forward to!
Those poor WH staffers, having nightmares about that little thing going on down in the gulf... you see guys, they care! Their feelings are definitely the biggest victims of this crisis.
We can talk to Iran, but not to BP... But I assure you, they're doing everything within their power. THEY CARE!
Peace activists on their way to Cyprus and Turkish Kurdistan... oh yeah! Media, take note (haha I'm kidding, I know you won't).
I'll post a real post tomorrow, and with that, I bid you all goodnight.
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