Since I'm moving out of Cali in a few short days, we shut off the internet in our house and that makes it hard to blog. So unfortunately, I don't have time to write a long post tonight, but I have a bunch of excellent videos for everybody to enjoy.
So maybe China doesn't want to be our friends :(. I still am inclined to disagree that we'll go to war with China anytime soon. The current high ranking officers of the PLA are old in every sense of the word, and the younger generation is much more friendly towards the U.S. But I've been wrong in the past...
Republican Blacks are Uncle Toms, and now Republican women are... trannys I guess? Is that what is being implied? Well, you know the old saying about trannys: Best of both worlds ;). Just another example of the tolerant left... I won't hold my breath for the media outrage.
About time... LIGHTSABERS! I love the future.
And now, for the three most 'Mrrkan videos of the day. Of course, the first is a political advertisement from... wait for it... Alabama!
The Allah analysis: "it has the same saving grace as almost every other viral Alabama ad of this election cycle: It’s super-campy. Just watch RB emote during that “tea tax” line. He’s got the same half-serious, half-winking over-the-top bravado as the now immortal Dale Peterson had when he famously denounced those who give not a rip about Alabama. How do you deliver that line to a man in a colonial wig without busting up laughing? You don’t, I think."
The second of the most 'Mrrkan videos of the day:
Heard this aired during the US-England game on Saturday... It almost makes me want to buy American. I didn't watch the game, but as I said yesterday, I support any time there's a competition where our national pride is on the line. Which leads me directly into the third video, with the Allah analysis, which completely sums up my feelings, as displayed yesterday: "A U.S. Cup win wouldn’t make a boring game any more exciting to watch, alas. In fact, the chief reaction from American soccer-haters would probably be to crow that we’re now the best in the world at a game we don’t even care about." It's like he can read my mind. I don't give a rip about soccer. Here's the video that will literally make you pee your pants, courtesy of the Onion.
Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
Money quote: "Precedent set by baseball admitting bunts were gay in 2007." Pure win.
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