What happens when the Navy and Airforce teams up to go ranging in the wild? Normally, about 16 people from each service pop positive on the next piss test, but thankfully we made due without our beloved ecstasy. Instead, last nights joint-service operation was a test in geo-engineering, and I can safely say that we more than likely changed the course of the river forevermore. What I mean is that we got drunk and heaved rocks into a stream. It was a good time and I'd do it again, I had forgotten how delicious s'mores are.
I toyed with the idea of moving my blog to another location, that way I wouldn't bring any bad publicity down upon my father... Ultimately, I decided that it was too much work and not worth the effort. I did think of an alternative name, based on the new trend of naming your blog in the fashion of "Verb, Noun, Geographic Feature" made famous by FireDogLake (JumpMonkeyArchipelago anybody?).
I got out of New York just in time, hipsters just keep getting lamer and lamer by the day. Cali has it's fair share of faults, and I'd much rather live on the east coast, but at least they don't have Hipsters or Jersey Shore types out here. Lot's of homeless by choice though. 18-22 year old guys normally who want to go "on the road" and see the country, relying on the kindheartedness of their countrymen. Sure is a romantic thought, but damn them if they ask me for money, I work for a living, Hippie!
I leave you with some great news courtesy of planned parenthood; we have a right to sexual pleasure! Yep, it's true, we have a right to sexual pleasure. Don't tell me I can't make a baby my bitch, I have rights dammit, this is 'mmrrrrrkuh! Hell yeah, go Junior!
lol hipsters are too cool for the census, love it.
Posted by: Tim | 04/11/2010 at 10:42 PM