Let me start you off with the most 'Mrrrka thing I've ever seen via Hotair.
Allah does a good job summing up how I feel about the ad, but allow me to add some more insight. FUCK that's awesome. I wish this guy was our ambassador to the UN, but I guess I'll have to settle for having him in charge of Alabama's Agriculture Commission. I don't know if it's the gun, the horse, the hat, or the awesome southern colloquialisms, but this guy is pure, 100% 'Mrrrrrkah. He speaks pure unadulterated 'Mrrrkan.
The next most 'Mrrrkan thing I ran into was the results of the Miss USA Pageant. For those who are unaware, an Arab Muslim woman from Michigan won the pageant this year. Aside from being smoking hot, she represents America almost as much as Dale Peterson. This is a country where a black man named Barack Hussein Obama can get elected to represent our nation as President, and now it's a country where, despite a global war against radical islamic terror, we have a muslim women chosen to represent our nation as Miss America. If that doesn't speak volumes for Western democratic ideals and a free society, I don't know what does. A handful of looneys out on the right as claiming this broad has links to Hezbollah or something crazy like that, but aside from the lack of empirical evidence whatsoever, I'm inclined to believe that logic would dictate that a girl this liberated wouldn't support a group who would probably stone her for dressing this sexy. I'll defer to Melissa Clouthier on this one: More Muslims in Bikinis Please!